LagLiv reminded me how fun it is to look at the Google searches to see how people are finding your blog. And while my comments are way down (where are you people?!?), my blog hits are significantly up. So let’s see who’s out there reading my posts…
First, Matt Logelin:
“What does Matt Logelin do for a living?”, “matt logelin + jerk”, “Elizabeth Logelin”, “Matt Logelin Backlash”, “Liz Logelin Pregnant”, “Song Off Matt Logelin Video”, “Was Liz Logelin on any birth boards or blogs”, “Why did Madeline Logelin come early?” and “Why is Matt Logelin scared of Facebook”. Ladies, leave the guy alone. Geez. He works for a large Internet company. And he is NOT a jerk. Fuck. And he only has so much time. If you’re really interested in knowing Matt or helping him or whatever, visit the Liz Logelin Foundation and donate your $7 on the 7th of each month to help support widow(er)s with small children. Oh and for the person who wants the matt logelin t shirt, he does have some really fun and comfy ones and you can get them here (I have the Stranger/Friend and the Garden of Awesome shirts).
“The Right Profession to Make a Lot of Money”: Hmm, I think that is in flux. I say love what you do first. There are more important things in life than money.
MILF Mothers, MILF Book, MILFs: Yeah, I am yummy. And sexual. But geez, there are some pervs out there. I won’t share the more disgusting hits because I don’t really want them to pop up more. UGH.
I’m in love with him, he’s in love with law school: Yeah, here’s the thing. No one loves law school. You are totally wrong. Law school sucks. And it is so hard. And people tend to cling to other law students because they understand and empathize. I have TWO classmates getting divorced this semester. 
One whose wife served him with papers right before finals. Another who is leaving her husband. It’s sad, it’s hard and you can only do it with an exceptionally supportive spouse.
Single mom and me one bed: Um… yeah, what’s the problem? Or do you mean there is no bed for the child? If so, yeah, that’s weird. My ex and I co-slept with our son. It has been very hard on our son not to continue to co-sleep. But we’ve both set the appropriate boundary that he not sleep with us when others are in our bed. Duh. It’s been hardest on our son. But he’ll hopefully get used to that. At his age, it’s appropriate for him to sleep alone.
Mom in silk lace panties: Yeah, I wear them. But I’m not showing you. 
How hard is part time law school: Hard. Most of my classmates are wrapping up year two of four and are ready to commit hari-kari. And three of us are divorced or getting divorced. When you work full-time, it’s just too much. Law school is super-competitive and you are working against your classmates. Your GPA really does matter. So if you can’t give it your all, think long and hard before you take it on.
WLS Regrets: Got a few hours? Yes, I regret it. Except that I’m a size 12/14 instead of a size 22/24. And I can run around with my kid. I don’t regret that. Just wish I didn’t have all the pain, malnutrition and other crap that came along with the Roux-en-Y.
Monetary Gift Attorney Secretary and MANY other Admin Professionals Day searches: yes, I have blogged quite a bit about this. My advice is NOT to take your secretary out to lunch. You may think she loves you but the reality is that she probably doesn’t want to spend any more time with you. My guys always gave me gift cards or cold, hard cash. And I, in return, did everything they asked from chasing them down in the men’s room for super-important client calls to picking up their lunch. Yep, team player.
Thinking of being a paralegal; Am I making a mistake: I think it’s great work depending on who you work for and what you do. Litigation can be rough if you don’t like a lot of work but can also be very rewarding. Paralegal work can be lucrative and fun. Just know what you’re getting into…
Lawyer how to work with your secretary: Treat her like a professional with a brain. Give her credit when it is due and feedback when necessary. Take the time to train her in your preferred methods. She cannot read your mind. Understand that she has a mind, an education and can either be your greatest aid or your worst enemy. You want her on your side.
Rebound guy meeting parents: Yeah, rebound guy meeting both parents and kid is probably ill-advised. I thought my kid was fine with it but he still mentions Blue Eyes and apparently asked my mother when Blue Eyes would take him fishing again. Bummer. And Blue Eyes slept over so often that my mother thinks I’m a whore. Hey, lessons learned…
Big ass women sex and milp porno: Hmm, really? 
What questions should you ask a guy before dating Before dating? Have a list of about 5 Must Haves and Dealbreakers. If they don’t meet the Must Haves or if they have a Dealbreaker, walk away. That said, be flexible – these may change over time. Before marriage, make sure you have talked about your child-rearing styles and about money. Those are two MAJOR marriage busters.
“What does the law consider stalking?”: I sure hope this was someone being stalked and not someone stalking who was asking this. If she’s not answering your calls, STOP CALLING. If you show up at her workplace and she tells you to leave, go away!!
Crying in divorce recovery: You will cry. A LOT. Even if you think you are over it. It’s not about the person so much as losing the “dreams”, the “could have been”, etc. Go to a divorce recovery group. They will explain it all to you and help you understand why it is totally rational.
vitamins that prevent word recall topamax: Topamax is sooo not a vitamin. It’s evil and makes you lose your freaking mind and call your child a rhinosaurus. Hmmm… Damn brain altering meds!
is ADHD a gift: No. What a stupid question.
best legal professions for moms: Girls can do anything.
Sudden disinterest in sex: You figure out the answer to this one, you let me know. Research I’ve done says stress, medication, body issues, interest in someone else and getting it elsewhere. I’m sure there are other answers but I don’t know what they are.
“brain, child magazine” deployed Brain, Child is a fantastic magazine. I highly recommend that you run out and get a subscription for yourself and all of your friends. Really, it is THAT good.
Is it better to be single in law school? Yes. Except that moral support is good. But yes.
jeff mac strong: Jeff Mac is strong and sexy and funny and, well, super-smart. Buy his book, Manslations.
funniest lawyer on twitter: Isn’t that an oxymoron?
My dad wont get me a car: Oh, poor baby. My parents stopped paying for things for me when I was still in high school. Car? Bwahahaha. College? ROFLMAO.
T-shirts: Yes, I have some.
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The best purchase I ever made as a Mom was a Dyson. Bought it when Pumpkinhead was three months old. I LOVE my vacuum cleaner. Awesome customer service, easy to clean, yay, yay, yay. Worth every penny!
This is my blog. But I’m interested in getting to know the lurkers. Hope some of you participate! 
