Saw this meme at Kelly’s blog and thought it looked like fun!
House meme:
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now? Dove for Sensitive Skin (for me) and Caress peach (for Chapin -
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2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? No, but Pumpkinhead loves it so we often do.
3. What would you change about your living room? Enlarge it and change the shape/layout.
4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Clean, but the sink is full of dirty ones.
5. What is in your fridge? Cottage cheese, cheese sticks, lowfat feta, eggs, rotisserie chicken, Lactaid fat-free milk, Sugar-Free Hazelnut Cofeemate, sugar-free jello, turkey sausage, spicy sausage, lamb chops, fat-free yoplait, cherry tomatoes, mixed greens, black bean dip, whole wheat bread, strawberry cream cheese and bagels (Chapin) and GoGurt (Pumpkinhead).
6. White or wheat bread? Wheat, the wheatier the better (and Pumpkinhead will eat it!) 
7. What is on top of your refrigerator? Extra fluorescent bulbs for the kitchen lights, Pumpkinhead’s piggy bank and some miscellaneous papers.
8. What color or design is on your shower curtain? We have a glass shower door. The guest bathroom has a plain white curtain.
9. How many plants are in your home? Two. One tall plant from my Grandad’s funeral that, thank God, seems to be thriving. The other is from my Grandmother’s funeral and lives in my office at home. It’s withering a bit.
10. Is your bed made right now? Yes, but only because the cleaning lady came today.
11. Comet or Soft Scrub? Comet because the cleaning lady won’t use anything else. Bleech! If I actually had time to clean, my preference would be Soft Scrub.
12. Is your closet organized? ROFL! If “organized” means that more than 75% of the clothes are on hangers, then yes. Otherwise, not so much!
13. Can you describe your flashlight? Long-handled blue MagLite
14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Glass. Pumpkinhead uses plastic.
15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? Yum, I wish. But I’m trying to drink water almost exclusively so it helps if I don’t have other options at home.
16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered? A little bit. We park two cars in it and have a fridge and freezer out there, so there’s not much room for clutter. We have shelves for tools and chemicals, keep the SuperCan out there, and also store our lawnmower.
17. Curtains or blinds? Both
18. How many pillows do you sleep with? One
19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night? No, Chapin’s an insomniac and he’s constantly “accidentally” breaking the hallway nightlight. 
20. How often do you vacuum? Rarely - housecleaner comes every two weeks and I vaccuum when necessary in between. Our most-used rooms have hardwood or tile so I am constantly sweeping.
21. Standard toothbrush or electric? Both. I have one of the fancy ones from my dentist (super-fancy!), but I tend to prefer my standard one.
22. What color is your toothbrush? Clear (freebie from dentist).
23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? Yes
24. What is in your oven right now? Grime? I rarely use it so I couldn’t tell you.
25. Is there anything under your bed? Pumpkinhead’s stray toys and books, a few socks and assorted hair ties. No, the housecleaner somehow misses getting under things.
26. Chore you hate doing the most? Ironing
27. What retro items are in your home? None
28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Yes
29. How many mirrors are in your home? Six
30. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? No. We have money in our safe right now but only because the woman who bought our car paid cash and we decided to use some of it for gas and supplies during our Thanksgiving trip.
31. What color are your walls? Cream primarily. My office is a pretty green and Pumpkinhead’s room is light blue (painted by the previous owners, not us).
32. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? No freakin’ way. Not happening, despite Chapin’s pleas. Non-negotiable, locks or not.
33. What does your home smell like right now? Wish I knew! I’m still at school.
34. Favorite candle scent? Lavender
35. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? Dill spears and relish
36. What color is your favorite Bible? Multicolored (sunset colors). It’s Max Lucado’s “Inspirational Study Bible”
37. Ever been on your roof? No way!
38. Do you own a stereo? Yes
39. How many TVs do you have? 4 
40. How many house phones? 2
41. Do you have a housekeeper? Yes. Best money I spend!
42. What style do you decorate in? ROFL! I haven’t had much time so I don’t really. I do like flowers and calming beach/park scenes.
43. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? Solid
44. Is there a smoke detector in your home? Yes, and carbon monoxide detectors
45. In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? I can’t think of anything more important than my family members. I tell Pumpkinhead to just run without regard for anything else so I would need to do the same. There is nothing irreplaceable in my house.
Christa , ML and Andrea, you are so tagged! 