Seriously Random Questions Meme

1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
I’d render aid. Couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t. Might secretly be pleased if he lived a life of solitude due to disfiguring burns but I sure wouldn’t let him die on the side of the road.

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Yay! Am I going to be the Godmother?!

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
I’m not usually a violent person. Punching isn’t really my style.

4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Yoda Bobblehead and courier fees to get it to Mr. V.

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Lost. Went to Talbots and had to go down a dress size.

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Neither. Don’t really eat chips.

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do?
Cry.

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
No idea. Already used Brian and it was hard to come up with that.

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
Naomi, Noelia, Charlotte. Or whatever me and the person with whom I am having the daughter decide upon.

10. What are you craving right now?
Nothing

11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Being disappointed by someone I cared about

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
Usually give it to the cashier if there is a penny dish/jar or I throw it in the bottom of my purse

13. What color is your tissue box?
Grey

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Yes, but no dust.

15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
I don’t listen to voicemails. Ick. But I do have to listen to work voicemails and my boss won’t send e-mails so I get about 10 voicemails a day from him telling me to call back when I get out of my meeting or off my conference call.

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
Yes

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
Seriously? Tied stomach in knots. Law school final exams x 3 semesters (spring, summer, fall). Colonoscopy without anesthesia. Mother’s heart attack. Father’s manic break from his bipolar disorder. At this point, I’m not sure anything would scare me…

18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Work? Ha! No

19. What kind of car do you want?
Realistically? A Toyota Camry. Fantasy? Jaguar.

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King?
Chicken fries.

21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Too many times to count. We moved so many damn times growing up and yet my parents never thought to consolidate. Guess they always figured the last time would be the last time.

22. What color is your cell phone?
Red

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Glass of 2006 Marquis Phillips Shiraz

24. Are you happy right now?
Very much so!

25. Who came over to your house last?
No one.

26. Do you drink beer?
Hell yeah! My first sentence was “More Beer, Please”

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
No. LOL. I have brown hair, like my parents, and my brother is a redhead. He always thought he was adopted. Now he jokes that he and my ex-husband may as well have had sex for as much as my son looks like him.

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
Favorite? What a weird question.

29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Bucket List

30.What is in your pocket?
Not wearing any pants

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
Match.com

32. Where do you hurt?
Everywhere, as usual. The anti-convulsants only work so much.

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
Yes, my child is a Build-a-Bear nut. Fortunately I don’t let him do it much.

34. What’s something fun you did today?
Worked. I love my job!

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target?
What aisle is NOT my favorite at Target? I do love the clearance stuff at the ends of some aisles. It’s like finding presents under the tree.

36. When is your birthday?
December 28

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
Yes, a parking decal

38. How many states in the US have you been to?
Lots. Not counting right now.

39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Lactose free, fat free

40. What are you going to do after this?
Go to sleep

41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
My son

42. What is something you need to go shopping for?
A dress for a black tie event next weekend with Mr. V

43. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?
No. But I was named after my Godmother, so close enough.

44. What kind of car do your parents drive?
Subaru Forrester and Toyota Highlander

45. Are you rich?
Rich in blessings. Middle class.

46. What color is your couch?
Cream and floral

48. What famous person do you look like?
I’m unique

49. Does someone like you right now?
I sure hope so!

50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
Fail

51. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
BLEECH!! PUKE!!! ICK!!

52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
My high school boyfriend went to federal prison for wire fraud and embezzlement. He was released last year.

53. What are your plans for the weekend?
Acting as a witness in a mock trial for a former classmate. Hot date with Mr. V. Church with Pumpkinhead.

54. Do you like the color green?
It’s my favorite color

55. Who was the last person you sent an instant message to?
Lance

56. Last restaurant you went to?
Bombay Brasserie

57. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
5

58. Do you swear at your parents?
Sometimes

59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Again, I sure hope so!

60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Oh yes.

61. What is your ringtone?
Generic

62. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Working

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