| I’m a couple of beers into my evening so forgive the following post.
1. Really cute/sweet vendor working on a project at work. I’m crushing on him but he probably won’t ask me out because, well, I’m paying him $65k. Little bit of a conflict of interest. Sigh…
2. Big Ass Truck appraised tonight. Worth exactly HALF of what we owe on it. DAMN YOU, ECONOMY AND EVIL DEPRECIATION!!! 
This puts me in a really bad spot because I can’t sell it if I can’t afford to buy something else.
3. CarMax guy recommended calling a cash-for-home company (or three) to see how much they might offer for the house (which goes up for sale next week). Tenants leave April 31 and I’m on the hook for $1,800/month (which I do not have) starting May 1.
4. Salary freeze in effect at work. That nice promotion? Oh, yeah, they can give it to me. But no raise with it unless I want to wait for the promotion until the freeze is lifted.
5. Oh and that bonus? Well the 80% of it that is stock vests in three years and the 20% that is cash pays out in four very small (but equal) payments over the year. Gee, thanks… 
6. I am hard up. Damn expensive vibrator(s) aren’t doing the trick. As I was driving to work this morning and passed a Home Depot, I actually thought, “Wonder if you can hire a day laborer for that?!?” 
Yes, I am insane. I really do need an FWB, emphasis on the F! Of the two potential FWBs I have, one lives too damn far away for it to work and the other is more web-based which really defeats the purpose. Sigh… Anyone know a good guy in MyTown who can just be my friend with some good sex on the side (oh, and work around my fun busy professional/single mom schedule)?
Aw Crap!
