Did you know that the day after tomorrow is Christmas Eve? CRAP! I have to work all day, then have Christmas with my family, then have midnight services at church, then have to play Santa Claus and then get up at the ass crack of dawn on Friday. YAWN! And I have to come up with fond memories about each of my great aunts, all of whom I have spent very little time with in my life (unlike the rest of the extended family, none of whom have ever left a 50-mile radius). So I guess that means wrapping all of this crap tonight. I am tired. And my cousins, all of them at least 8 years younger than me, are PISSING ME OFF because no one got their shit together on gift exchange until the day before we had to do it. Of course, I could have said something sooner… But whatever.
They are all getting one of these because I can print them on card stock from the comfort of my own home:
Archive for December 22nd, 2008
Last-minute!
Weekend in Photos
Santa made Pumpkinhead a bit nervous…

Chapin and Pumpkinhead at the mall on Saturday for the 5 minutes Chapin saw him before saying he was leaving the country again. (The picture was taken before he broke the news – I told him he’d better take a last pic before he gets killed/goes to jail/never returns
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This guy in Blue Eyes’ neighborhood fills his garage with this stunning Christmas display. It was so cool!! But… I think I’ve been watching too many episodes of Criminal Minds because I saw his two cameras mounted above the display and all I could think is “What if he is some sick psychopath who gets off on all the little kids coming up to check out his display.” Is that horrible?!?! I’m sure the cameras are for theft but that was the thought that crossed my mind.



