Divorcee Saturday Night

November 29th, 2008  Posted at   Dating, Divorce

Stretched out on my couch. Dressed in black lace, red panties and a silk robe. A Susie Bright anthology at my side. Candles burning softly in the background. Strong, sweet man on his way over.

Ex-husband calls to tell me that the cell phone plan we thought we’d split into two separate plans is still in my name and, oh-by-the-way, he’s opened another line.

Spend an hour on the phone with Sprint only to find out that, yes, we must return to the store TOGETHER.

Blue Eyes has a toothache and is feeling sick. I’m starting to think my green beans might be spoiled… or a little rotten. :(

Oh, and I have to write a 10-page paper I have not even started between now and Tuesday at 6. And work. And take my son to therapy. And go see my neurologist Monday about this FUC&*&G pain and tingling that Just.Will.Not.Quit!

Crap.
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3 Responses to “Divorcee Saturday Night”

  1. Martha says:

    Wow, when will it be over? Will it ever be over? I certainly hope so. Your posts on the topic are enough to scare someone into marriage counseling! Or out of an impending marriage.

  2. cee says:

    I love that cat pic! And there is nothing like talking phone bill with an ex to spoil the green bean moment! I hope Blue Eyes gets better soon (and you get your beans)

  3. Googie Baba says:

    Oh! That divorce is just one headache after another. I hope all of the aggravation is over soon.

    Good luck with your paper.

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