For those of you who e-mailed to ask, no, Chapin did not call to have me book his plane ticket. I am soooooo glad I didn’t tell Pumpkinhead that he was coming back. Should have known he was full of shit. Actually, I still think he may. I just think he realized he has nowhere to go and (gasp!) might actually need money to pay rent.



Still US permanent resident. His citizenship was denied last September, we appealed in October and we have yet to hear word one from the local USCIS office. It’s an administrative hearing so I don’t think he has much recourse. Just waiting.
What’s his immigration status, these days?