Blue Eyes came over Wednesday night and showed me why he is worth the wait.
Ooh baby! We watched a movie and then he slept over.
But, as I learned many a time during my marriage, kids have radar. Pumpkinhead gets up every morning around 6 a.m., leaves his room in the main house and comes outside to the poolhouse to cuddle with me for a little while before I have to get up and get ready. Knowing this, I locked my door last night so that he wouldn’t just barge in. This is a view from the doorway – my bed is behind the unit that the clothes are hanging in – so he can’t see anything from the door, but better to be safe than sorry.

Anyway, Blue Eyes and I are both single parents so we know to be discreet. He only comes over after Pumpkinhead is sound asleep and, if he stays, he leaves before Pumpkinhead wakes up. Last time Pumpkinhead woke up first, he knocked on the door and I told him to go back inside and I’d meet him. A quick goodbye kiss for Blue Eyes and then I went in to the main house for cuddle time and Blue Eyes slipped away unnoticed. This morning, however, Pumpkinhead got up at 3 a.m. I took him back to bed and he was fine. But then he got up at 5:30 a.m. and started beating on the door. Scared the living daylights out of both of us. I leapt out of bed and ran to open the door, tripping over one of the gazillion boxes of books in my room, and went flying. Smashed up my knee and apparently either badly sprained or broke my toe. It hurt sooooo bad. I limped outside and told Pumpkinhead I’d hurt myself and to wait for me inside and then went back in and collapsed into Blue Eyes’ arms for a comfort hug. That’s when my DAD busted in (!!!) to see what was wrong (Pumpkinhead must have told him I was hurt). Blue Eyes nosedived under the covers to hide and fortunately I managed to thwart Dad off with a strangled, “I’m okay, just fell and need a second. I’ll be right there” before Dad could get too far into the room. Of course, Murphy’s Law, Blue Eyes, too, tripped over the box on his way out and then left his shoes on the top of my car (busted!) in his exhausted confusion. What a way to start the day. LOL! Oh, and my parents said that Pumpkinhead was also up at 4:30, but they sent him back to bed. See… radar!

(Swollen ankle and broken/sprained toe, now wrapped to help me walk)



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dadshouse
November 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Too funny – especially the part about blue eyes diving under the covers. I can so relate. This totally reminds me of my you-know-what-us interruptus post… http://dadshouseblog.com/2008/06/17/you-know-what-us-interruptus/
PT-LawMom
September 17, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I aim to please.
LOL. Blue Eyes has been staying over since Monday night when he left four days at the hospital. He still doesn’t have power. Fortunately we’ve managed to avoid any further painful incidents.
Tranny Head
September 17, 2008 at 9:31 pm
That? Looks like a broken toe. Ugh.
And I admit – this saga cracked me up big time.
Ms. Single Mama
September 12, 2008 at 10:05 pm
This is HYSTERICAL.
And God, that looks painful. I hope you feel better. I love hiding men from my son – it’s like a sport. : ) But yes, they do have radar.
LS Part-timer
September 12, 2008 at 5:16 am
Sorry to hear about your toe. That looks so painful. Glad you had a good time.
Cee
September 12, 2008 at 2:22 am
ouch! that looks so painful! It must be difficult to try to be so discreet all the time- it brings up memories of when my husband and I (before we were married) were each living with our parents and had to pull the EXACT same sneaky tactics that you and Blue Eyes are having to do! I hope your foot heals up quickly!