PT-LawMom

Stole this one from A Woman in Law School.

1. My uncle once made his racist feelings known about my African American nephew.

2. Never in my life have I tried a single (non-prescription) drug or cigarettes.

3. When I was five my parents got mad because I put my Barbie on top of the car and they drove over it. Tee-hee.

4. High school was one long melodramatic soap opera of my own making.

5. I will never forget to floss.

6. Once I met Dean Cain at a Princeton breakfast joint. He and the girl he was with gave up their seat for my bible study group.

7. There’s this boy I know who makes me laugh just by smiling.

8. Once, at a bar, I watched some freaky ass group gay porn.

9. By noon, I’m almost halfway through my daily routine.

10. Last night I could not sleep until about 1 a.m. and kept having nightmares about Chapin killing me.

11. If only I had lottery winnings to build myself a used bookstore and a house next to a large lake.

12. Next time I go to church might be this Sunday after Divorce Care.

13. What worries me most is that I will never truly know myself and trust my feelings and that I will be used/abused again.

14. When I turn my head left I see huge piles of laundry that need folding.

15. When I turn my head right I see a 1/4-full bottle of wine and a beautiful bunch of flowers I bought for myself today.

16. You know I’m lying when I can’t stop grinning and it’s inappropriate.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is sitting up in a tree with my girlfriends reading Babysitters Club books.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be Hell, I don’t know! Too much wine in my system to figure that out!!

19. By this time next year I will know myself better and be able to seek out things/people that make me happy.

20. A better name for me would be Bronwyn.

21. I have a hard time understanding people who just don’t give a shit about others.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll be ready for someone to shoot me. Those LLMs must be on crack!!!

23. You know I like you if I smile a ton whenever you are near.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be whoever supported me in the process.

25. Take my advice, never think you can change a man. People do not change and they are usually clear about their real selves right up front.

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