Perhaps I should switch my focus to environmental law to combat the strange forces that are making their presence known in my house these days.
HippoGator, Pumpkinhead’s constant companion:

Next thing you know, Pumpkinhead will have to be renamed BroccoliEar or CheeseFoot (especially if he keeps resisting bathtime!). Sinister stuff, I tell you! I may just have to get Chapin to tie him down in the bed of the truck for a trip around the neighborhood in the rain.



