• On my way home from first sleepover with Mr. V. Processing it all. Stay tuned for blog post… #
• Trying to come up with a creative weekly MILP roundup. I'm not creative. #Fail Off to bake more and keep thinking creative thoughts #
• Would be inspired to write more creative tweets if the people I follow would also follow me. Yes, you: @MrSnarkyPants @HoneyandLance LOL #
• Hilarious Fail site for sex/life/love failures: see http://www.fmylife.com/ #
• Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-19: Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-12: Time to Rethink the Legal Professi.. http://tinyurl.com/cx9hnw #
• Hurtling into the Abyss? or Bliss?: I remember the first (and last) time I went skiing. I had practiced at the b.. http://tinyurl.com/dzzsoo #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #93 The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup** is the brainchild of Saramel (.. http://tinyurl.com/cpun7s #
• So tired today that the moan I let out when the Starbucks guy handed me my latte bordered on obscene. #
• TWO of my law school classmates were served with divorce papers this week. Nice way to kick off finals… =( #
• Sallie Mae wants 773/month for undergrad and law school loans starting next month. Fuck! Yes, I will be changing my repayment plan. Owie! #
• Living with Children: I am so irritated. Let me start this off by saying that I love my parents but right now I .. http://tinyurl.com/delo5m #
• Its Admin Professionals Day tomorrow. Remember your admin. I assure you a little thanks goes a long way. And loonng memories… #
• Saved: My parents went up to DC to visit my brother this weekend. Apparently he has really taken a 180-degree tu.. http://tinyurl.com/d7rsow #
• WTF?!? Hormone overdrive. Gushing over all babies and small children and over a certain man. And baking! When did I become such a *girl*?!? #
• How’s Yours?: My favorite hot Mama, kindred spirit and sexually direct friend, T, wrote a blog post this week ab.. http://tinyurl.com/cjh9jn #
• Amazing new relationship but one big issue. Is it a dealbreaker? How have you dealt? PLEASE weigh in… http://tinyurl.com/daa5k9 #
• Just found Pandora radio and realized I can put it on my Blackberry and it actually works. SWEET!!! http://www.pandora.com/blackberry #
• Sigh…: I’m totally head over heels. Just saying…

  Tweet This Post  http://tinyurl.com/cgxbft #

• Ready for the Weekend: This week has been insane. Every day felt like a repeat of Monday and it was one calamity.. http://tinyurl.com/c75zmj #
• Super Mommy Fail today. Got up at 830. Mom said no time for car detail before kids concert. Ignored. Now 30 mins late, still waiting 4 car. #
• Oh, the fun of grooming for a black tie event… Literally hours of nails, hair, wax, plucking and pain. I'd better get some tonight… Lol #
• I am clean and coiffed, I smell fantastic, and I'm ready to party! Now some downtime before I get dressed and drive across town. #
• Ultimate Walk of Shame: having to call Dad to bring you pants for church when you realize you slept over at boyfriends with everything but. #
• Horrifying tale of ICE deporting a man who was not foreign for 2 YEARS! http://www.wtvm.com/global/story.asp?S=10247048 via @addthis #
• My Dad just tried to add my VERY new boyfriend on Facebook. Explained why that is soooo inappropriate, as he has not met him yet, for one.. #
• Sunday Stealing: The Mud Meme: The Mud Meme Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Miranda from the blog .. http://tinyurl.com/dgeu7r #
• 36 Days In and the Ultimate Walk of Shame: Mr. V first e-mailed me on March 22. Last night, on Day 35, he took m.. http://tinyurl.com/cclcc6 #
• Divided By Status: The New York Times has a pretty heartwrenching piece today examining what happens when a coup.. http://tinyurl.com/c6f46w #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #95 This week’s roundup is up at New Duck’s.
  The Weekly MILP (Moms in the Leg.. http://tinyurl.com/cnn3c2 #
• Masks: So I wasn’t going to blog this but I did promise that I would be real here about my divorce recover.. http://tinyurl.com/dndmlv #
• At credit union holding my breath while I wait to see if I can get financing to sell truck and convert balance to private loan. Divorce sux! #
• Moment of clarity – truck is my exhusbands problem. He won't pay. Going to turn it in to credit union. Credit hit but decree says not mine #
• I go to the same Starbucks at least 2 days each week. They almost always screw it up. GRRR. #
• Mr. V invited his best girlfriends on our date tonight. Okay, they invited themselves. Should I be scared? Lol #
• Good morning @MrSnarkyPants #
• Night out with Mr. V's girlfriend posse was a success! They like me; I like them. Not sure what his sister thinks… Tomorrow, one month #
• Went and stood up for my right to get the correct over-priced caffeinated beverage. Grr. Walked out with free drink, made to spec. Yeah! #
• Gullible: Reminded a friend about the significant amount of money I am owed. Got an e-mail sob story this week a.. http://tinyurl.com/c59c9o #
• Killed a few trees printing today. Finally off to post-divorce group therapy followed by smoochy smoochy time with Mr. V. Yay! #
• Argh, my mother really is the Queen of the Passive Aggressive Guilt Trip. Sigh… #
• My amazing child is playing with my hair and giving me a scalp/neck massage. Says its because my hair is so soft. I'm gonna sleep now. Mmm. #
• Absolutely hating the fact that I'm bothered by Mr. V's lack of communication today. Insecurity be gone!!!! Grrr! #
• It’s Not You; It’s Him: Rachel Sarah recently blogged about her friend’s book on the secret to seducing me.. http://tinyurl.com/d8oyre #
• Yay for the Weekend!: It’s been another super-long week, capped off by a very long, strange and frustratin.. http://tinyurl.com/caxws5 #
• P.S.: My friend, Mike, sent me a note saying, “No, I think it’s you…” He was commenting .. http://tinyurl.com/cetfmr #
• Sunday Stealing: The Twenty Firsts Meme: Sunday Stealing: The Twenty Firsts Meme First Job: Housecleaner First R.. http://tinyurl.com/cwgsxv #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #96 This week’s roundup is up at A Little Fish in Law School.
  The Weekly MILP (Moms.. http://tinyurl.com/cc5oq8 #
• Searching for me?: LagLiv reminded me how fun it is to look at the Google searches to see how people are finding.. http://tinyurl.com/c63qhf #
• Weekend recap: I had a wonderful weekend. Spent Saturday morning with my Dad running errands, adding Dad to my S.. http://tinyurl.com/dczty6 #
• Do You Know What You’re Looking For?: Dad’s House really wowed me with his post today. Very honest and hea.. http://tinyurl.com/cnxrju #
• Just sold my house for almoat what I was asking. Mr. V. helped me negotiate and I can't believe iy! #
• Yee-haw!: Well today was a banner day!
  1. Got an offer on my house that will actually let me walk away without.. http://tinyurl.com/curwag #
• My Favorite Things: Last week in group therapy we talked about trying to find things we enjoy that have nothing .. http://tinyurl.com/dbt6y3 #
• Shirley the not-so-cool-cat just managed to rid herself of collar #6 this year. And if she brings me one more lizard… grrr. #
• Single Parent Advice and Fun: David at Dad’s House has a great post today full of marriage advice. Yeah, h.. http://tinyurl.com/c4nzcq #
• Just made my donation to Liz Logelin Foundation @mattlogelin. It's only $7 to help a widow(er) and his/her child. http://tinyurl.com/paxky8 #
• RT @mssinglemama Help widows and widower w/ children. Give $7 on the 7th for @mattlogelin. http://tinyurl.com/create.php #
• Just made my donation to Liz Logelin Foundation @mattlogelin. Only $7 to help a widow(er) and his/her child. http://tinyurl.com/paxky8 #
• is hot and bothered and not in a good way. Pulled 10 boxes from attic, ugh, cant find survey, and work is nuts w/out me. TGIF! #
• Never let a man choose the storage unit layout. Yep, the boxes of important papers are at the back behind the crib, couch, bureau and toys. #
• Finally found the #$(!& papers! OW! Also found my well-worn copy of the karma sutra, which was resp. 4 son, so wasn't all for naught. #
• Also found Fukuoku in a box. A good cleaning, new batteries and Mr V's in for a treat! Woo-hoo. #
• My mother says my whoring ways will send me straight to hell. In front of my kid. Yep, time to move. ;-( #
• Son happy with new frog at his Dad's. I'm crying in my Modelo Especial, munching on queso and waiting for my girls and guy to cheer me up. #
• $7 on the 7th: By donating $7.00 to The Liz Logelin Foundation on the 7th of every month, you are helping provid.. http://tinyurl.com/o77po9 #
• That Kind of Day: Lyrics | Sarah Buxton lyrics – That Kind Of Day lyrics Tweet This Post  http://tinyurl.com/pnu7hq #
• Happy F(*&ing Mother’s Day: My mother just called me a whore. Again.
  Earlier this week I sent her and my Dad a.. http://tinyurl.com/r7e6qg #
• Mr. Romantic: I am dating the sweetest man. Swoon. In another post, probably tomorrow, I will tell you about the.. http://tinyurl.com/pqlr3q #
• Happy Mother's Day to all my Mommy Friends. Mothers: can't live with them; can't live without them. Love them no matter what. #
• is worried about her kid who just will not eat. Damn ADHD meds. #
• Moving On: God answers prayers and He answers them quickly. I was literally crying in my beer when Mr. V and two.. http://tinyurl.com/q9yb4d #
• Sunday Stealing: Sunday Stealing: The 2 for 1 Meme

  1. What is on the walls of your room? Various prints from .. http://tinyurl.com/qldrer #

• Packing Up: So I took Friday off work to clean up the house and get the rest of the boxes out of the attic. Desp.. http://tinyurl.com/pyc4mx #
• RT @mssinglemama Great list! 2009's Best Single Mom books from SingleRose.com. http://bit.ly/kpI2S #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #97 The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup** is the brainchild of Saramel (.. http://tinyurl.com/o9fs3h #
• Timing: And God laughed…
  In order to keep him as an employee in these tough economic times, my father&#82.. http://tinyurl.com/qg8w3r #
• Hurt toe on Friday. Now swollen, itchy and super uncomfortable. Grrr. The healing process sucks! #
• is now broke but going to see George Strait and Sugarland. Thanks for tip @MrSnarkyPants #
• enjoyed Grey's Anatomy but is super regretting staying up until 1. Long week. Sooo tired!! #
• Yawn: This has been an incredibly long week. Early morning and late night meetings. Saw the new house with my ne.. http://tinyurl.com/oyntle #
• My 15yr deaf-blind dog fell in pool. Can't walk & legs bleeding a ton. Parents at dog ER. Want to puke. #
• Sutzi the Shih Tzu is bandaged, medicated, sleeping and wearing a pair of my son's socks on her mangled paws. We put pool barriers up today. #
• Ramping up: Mr. V and Roomie are on their way to my side of town. We’re going to scope out my super-full s.. http://tinyurl.com/q2m7no #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #98 This week’s roundup is up at One New Duck.
  The Weekly MILP (Moms in the Legal P.. http://tinyurl.com/rabxuq #
• Cold starting; roommate fighting with Mr. V (landlord) and dragging me in; ready to go back to bed and start again tomorrow. UGH!!! #
• Crazy/confusing/weird weekend: So this weekend was weird. Really weird. A reminder that this blog is a place for.. http://tinyurl.com/odpquz #
• Drama and why single parent dating SUCKS: Yesterday was rough. New Roomie is very melodramatic. But Mr. V and I .. http://tinyurl.com/pe7ecg #
• T has inspired me to head to Mr. V's for a little PM delight before apt moving errands. Good thing sex energizes me! #
• Moving to patio home with mostly elderly neighbors. Roomie says they are cranky. Ugh… #
• Got Bad mama lecture from ex-husband because son is on a sock strike. Yes, I am withholding all socks from my child. Whatever… #
• Are You Enjoying May Appropriately?: May is Masturbation Month. If you’re not doing it, you must get start.. http://tinyurl.com/rblq5u #
• My Aunt Pauline survived losing her husband in WWII and her home in Ike. Died today at 96. Huge loss. #
• Needy: Tweet This Post  http://tinyurl.com/pmnlm7 #
• Loss: My favorite great aunt passed away today. She was 95, spunky, sassy and generally amazing. My grandfather&.. http://tinyurl.com/pgsbjl #
• Ran into old "friend" who propositioned me. Hands in pockets, reminding myself that I am happy albeit stressed. No making day worse!! #
• ned him down. Ugh… #
• Mr. V "joked" to a mutual friend that I'm a nympho. Grrr. If that were true, I wouldn't be watching Mr. Steamy McHardbody walk off int … #
• Is drowning in storage unit crap and super thankful for the fact that former BIL was willing to let me hire him to move me. Yay muscle! #
• Thanks bye now #3wordsaftersex – for the Craigslist F-buddy encounters. #
• New roomie is psycho. Lets her kids swear and hit her. Cried when I went out to dinner with Mr V and his sister and my son. Yikes! #
• But Chapin found me an awesome new Guatemalan sitter and actually offered to pay more in support this summer!!! Bowl me over! #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #99 This week’s roundup is up at Butterflyfish’s.
  The Weekly MILP (Moms in th.. http://tinyurl.com/qawhlq #
• Mini Drama Update: This weekend was crazy. Moved a 24′ truck full of furniture to the new place. Only to f.. http://tinyurl.com/oe6t6l #
• So sick. And just took on full house rental when Mr. V kicked Crazy Roomie to the curb. Now to find a roommate and get Big Ass Truck back! #
• Why has son suddenly lost his toilet aim? Men? Help a girl out – what do I do to help him get it back in bowl and off walls, floor, seat? #
• Kaboom!: Well today sucked. Buried my favorite aunt, threw up all morning and had to listen to Crazy Roomie bitc.. http://tinyurl.com/qo7sye #
• Sicko: Have I mentioned that I am horrible at coming up with blog post titles?
  1) My state has a new updated sn.. http://tinyurl.com/pqfmj9 #
• New blog post: Feeling Adored http://bit.ly/S2gCw #
• Feeling Adored: I’m in single mommy relationship heaven.
  Mr. V always says Pumpkinhead comes first and m.. http://tinyurl.com/nmjocg #
• Crazy Roomie got pink nailpolish all over seat of Big Ass Truck. Also ripped mid leather console. F*(&! Off to detailer to see about fix. #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #100 The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup** is the brainchild of Saramel .. http://tinyurl.com/nhvzk7 #
• is angry that crazy roomie returned Big Ass Truck with pink nailpolish on front seat and stains/food throughout. Argh!!! #
• Can't wait for my turning over a new leaf necklace to arrive from @mssinglemama Sooo pretty! #
• Two months since first date with Mr. V. Happy. Enjoying the fun, comfortable sweetness of this relationship. #
• Squirrel!!! #
• Two Months: Mr. V and I made it past his “two month curse” mark. This past weekend was relaxed, swee.. http://tinyurl.com/llcazq #
• Local Starbucks screwed up my drink again. Mouthful of pure cinnamon instead of dolce sprinkles. Bleech! Vomitous. #
• Just saw Blue Eyes to pick up stuff left in his garage. Ugh. He looks great and was really nice. Sigh… Got my stuff. Back to reality! #
• Passive-Aggressive Hell: I am living in it. Grrr. My mother is driving me crazy. She is refusing to help me bath.. http://tinyurl.com/rarob9 #
• The most beautiful sight on earth has to be the peaceful face of a sleeping child. Wish I could peek inside his dreams. #
• Love seminars that feed me fresh mango and chicken sausage. Yum. Oh, the speakers were good, too. #
• Pics: I’m in bed with a frog, a cat and a kid. Wish I was in bed with another animal but he’s at his.. http://tinyurl.com/lalma8 #
• Sometimes You Need a Guide: Tweet This Post  http://tinyurl.com/qttmc6 #
• $7 on the 7th: By donating $7.00 to The Liz Logelin Foundation on the 7th of every month, you are helping provid.. http://tinyurl.com/my32u2 #
• Tip: bad idea to put picture hangers in pocket after taking down art and then start driving. Yeow!!! [pulls nail from hip fat] #
• Ugh, Vicodin tummy. Off to dentist, praying for no root canal! #
• Owe 6050 at closing Thurs (was 2500). Yep, divorce is phucking expensive! Boo!!! #
• Cousin saw DH watching tranny porn. She's upset; convinced he's gay. Guys? Normal? Weird? Kinky-but-straight? Cousin has two kids & want … #
• Dad's lost job, house closing is Thurs w/6k to table, ugh, & I let it slip to Mr. V that I am so in love. Shoot me! #
• Just sold my wedding band. Oof, that was a bit of a stomach kick. #
• Must learn not to brush teeth in dark…or leave lube next to sink. Just brushed w/O'My Clitoral Gel. Awesome for orgasms; not so tasty. #
• Why does ex-husband think it's okay to bring his girlfriend to closing? And should I really have to listen to his music in MY car? #
• Sunday Stealing: Over the Top Meme: Sunday Stealing: The Over the Top Meme
  Part One – Describe:
  Your hair? Thick,… http://bit.ly/2ah6bf #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #124 The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup** is hosted on a rotating basis at… http://bit.ly/2nFHXB #
• Sunday Stealing: The Party Mummy Meme: Sunday Stealing: The Party Mummy Meme

  1. Name someone with the same birthda… http://bit.ly/8m8GBe #

• Weekly MILP Roundup #125 This week’s MILP Roundup is up at Proto Attorney’s place. The Roundup is hosted on a… http://bit.ly/6G8pvX #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #126 This week’s MILP Roundup is up at Butterflyfish’s place. The Roundup is hosted on a … http://bit.ly/72imjJ #
• RT @twincident: ReTweet this message using #sociallybuzz to win a $100 gift certificate to Best Buy.. We will announce the winner in 1 hr #
• Evil Boss fired my friend/bridesmaid today How's that for a Merry Christmas? Asshole. #
• Grr: Who are you commenters and why are you on my ass lately? I’m working a ton, trying to spend time with my fi… http://bit.ly/6zhMA5 #
• Work, work, work: To answer Shels, no, no promotion or bonus. Not sure if/when/if ever that will happen. However,… http://bit.ly/5mO7Rr #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #128 This week’s MILP Roundup is up at Proto Attorney’s place. The Roundup is hosted on a… http://bit.ly/8Z53k1 #
• Noise Sensitivity: Noise drives me nuts. Fingernails tapping on a desk. The sound of people chewing. A dog slurp… http://bit.ly/4Ur7zR #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #129 This week’s MILP Roundup is up at Butterflyfish’s place. The Roundup is hosted on a … http://bit.ly/6WKz1Y #
• Suckage: Today sucked on so many levels.
  Started off day with a call from Chapin saying he was going to return Pu… http://bit.ly/8Hp45m #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #130 The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup** is hosted on a rotating basis at… http://bit.ly/7zirhU #
• That Time of Year: Around this time last year I was in incredible pain. Apparently this has been a common thing fo… http://bit.ly/5p5wD3 #
• New Year, Fresh Start?: Have I mentioned I adore Mr. V? He’s the best. Took me out to dinner last night for my … http://bit.ly/5o2dHm #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #132 This week’s MILP Roundup is up at Butterflyfish’s place. The Roundup is hosted on a rot… http://bit.ly/6irjoS #
• Things that make you go hmmm….: So I had my review today. Big Boss was there with Direct Boss. It was weird…
  No … http://bit.ly/4Upy8Y #
• More hmm…: Colleague got a warning letter as her performance review. From a guy who used to be her peer and has o… http://bit.ly/7LmboO #
• Weekly MILP Roundup #133 The Weekly MILP (Moms In the Legal Profession) Roundup** is hosted on a rotating basis a… http://bit.ly/6yFbjr #
• Weird? Blue Eyes & Chapin are paying for my wedding dress. Mtg w/Blue Eyes Weds 4 $ owed + Chapin's overdue child support due Thurs! #
• 180 Degrees: http://bit.ly/9dUOo3 #

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